Vista was written by Skynet

Bad news, I just found out that Vista was not written by Microsoft.
Microsoft outsourced the design, writing, and testing of Vista to Skynet.

nelcatjar;574775 Wrote:
> Bad news, I just found out that Vista was not written by Microsoft.
> Microsoft outsourced the design, writing, and testing of Vista to
> Skynet.

You're watching too much TV, friend. Turn off your computer and go get
some fresh air for a change!


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nelcatjar wrote:

> Bad news, I just found out that Vista was not written by Microsoft.
> Microsoft outsourced the design, writing, and testing of Vista to Skynet.

Must be a Microsoft rumour. They're always trying to shift the blame
elsewhere for their pathetic software. I doubt this rumour is true. Vista
certainly qualifies as bad enough to have been written by Microsoft.

Cheers.

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How did you find that "GEM" of information? Oh yea, wern't you the one in
the executive washroom sitting in the stall next to Bill Gates, tapping your
foot and running your hand under the stall?


"nelcatjar" <nelcatjar@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:C40C3C2F-C383-42E9-B642-86A18C617826@microsoft.com...
> Bad news, I just found out that Vista was not written by Microsoft.
> Microsoft outsourced the design, writing, and testing of Vista to Skynet.

Some fellow with the last name Connor told me.

"Bill Yanaire" wrote:

> How did you find that "GEM" of information? Oh yea, wern't you the one in
> the executive washroom sitting in the stall next to Bill Gates, tapping your
> foot and running your hand under the stall?
>
>
> "nelcatjar" <nelcatjar@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:C40C3C2F-C383-42E9-B642-86A18C617826@microsoft.com...
> > Bad news, I just found out that Vista was not written by Microsoft.
> > Microsoft outsourced the design, writing, and testing of Vista to Skynet.
>
>
>

On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:20:05 -0800, nelcatjar
<nelcatjar@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote:

>Bad news, I just found out that Vista was not written by Microsoft.
>Microsoft outsourced the design, writing, and testing of Vista to Skynet.

Way too bloated and buggy to be a Skynet product.

I'lllllllllll be back

"nelcatjar" <nelcatjar@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:C9075289-BF93-498A-B1D2-3EED5C936FCE@microsoft.com...
> Some fellow with the last name Connor told me.
>

Youi've been Connor-ed.

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What is Skynet? Are they famous for anything?

"nelcatjar" <nelcatjar@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:C40C3C2F-C383-42E9-B642-86A18C617826@microsoft.com...
> Bad news, I just found out that Vista was not written by Microsoft.
> Microsoft outsourced the design, writing, and testing of Vista to Skynet.

"AlexB" <alexb@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:e1ZPc59VIHA.6044@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
> What is Skynet? Are they famous for anything?
>

They made the "Terminator" line of robots...I think...LOL

LOL

"forty-nine" <110001@49.xyz> wrote in message news:fmjoba$2oc$1@aioe.org...
>
> "AlexB" <alexb@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:e1ZPc59VIHA.6044@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>> What is Skynet? Are they famous for anything?
>>
>
> They made the "Terminator" line of robots...I think...LOL
>