I entered the wrong password on Apple's Web support forum. They e-mailed me
so I could change it. Later, my Apple iTunes store password was wrong too.
So I got an e-mail to changed that one too. Later still, I went back to the
Web forum and found out I had it wrong again... Repeat... I then realized
that they use the same password for both servers.
On 01 Jul 2009 03:33:38 GMT, John Doe <jdoe@usenetlove.invalid> wrote:
>>I entered the wrong password on Apple's Web support forum. They e-mailed me
>>so I could change it. Later, my Apple iTunes store password was wrong too.
>>So I got an e-mail to changed that one too. Later still, I went back to the
>>Web forum and found out I had it wrong again... Repeat... I then realized
>>that they use the same password for both servers.
>>
>>/
And we should give a rat's ***. . . . . why??
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> On 01 Jul 2009 03:33:38 GMT, John Doe <jdoe usenetlove.invalid> wrote:
>
>>>I entered the wrong password on Apple's Web support forum. They e-mailed me
>>>so I could change it. Later, my Apple iTunes store password was wrong too.
>>>So I got an e-mail to changed that one too. Later still, I went back to the
>>>Web forum and found out I had it wrong again... Repeat... I then realized
>>>that they use the same password for both servers.
>>>
>>>/
>
> And we should give a rat's ***. . . . . why??
You should care, *******, because otherwise I won't let your mother suck
my big 10 inch.
On 01 Jul 2009 09:34:19 GMT, John Doe <jdoe@usenetlove.invalid> wrote:
>>The Seabat <seabat NOSPAMboardermail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On 01 Jul 2009 03:33:38 GMT, John Doe <jdoe usenetlove.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>>>I entered the wrong password on Apple's Web support forum. They e-mailed me
>>>>>so I could change it. Later, my Apple iTunes store password was wrong too.
>>>>>So I got an e-mail to changed that one too. Later still, I went back to the
>>>>>Web forum and found out I had it wrong again... Repeat... I then realized
>>>>>that they use the same password for both servers.
>>>>>
>>>>>/
>>>
>>> And we should give a rat's ***. . . . . why??
>>
>>You should care, *******, because otherwise I won't let your mother suck
>>my big 10 inch.
Well, it's good to see that your imagination hasn't been curtailed by
your brush with stupidity, moron.
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> On 01 Jul 2009 09:34:19 GMT, John Doe <jdoe@usenetlove.invalid> wrote:
>
>>>The Seabat <seabat NOSPAMboardermail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 01 Jul 2009 03:33:38 GMT, John Doe <jdoe usenetlove.invalid>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>I entered the wrong password on Apple's Web support forum. They
>>>>>>e-mailed me so I could change it. Later, my Apple iTunes store
>>>>>>password was wrong too. So I got an e-mail to changed that one
>>>>>>too. Later still, I went back to the Web forum and found out I had
>>>>>>it wrong again... Repeat... I then realized that they use the same
>>>>>>password for both servers.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>/
>>>>
>>>> And we should give a rat's ***. . . . . why??
>>>
>>>You should care, *******, because otherwise I won't let your mother
>>>suck my big 10 inch.
>
> Well, it's good to see that your imagination hasn't been curtailed by
> your brush with stupidity, moron.
There is nothing imaginary about your mother, *******.
> On Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:19:45 +0000, John Doe wrote:
>> There is nothing imaginary about your mother, *******.
>
> Did you receive specialized training to be stupid and abusive or were you
> born this way?
Who the **** are you?
Does your opinion make a hen's **** of difference in the world, *******?
On 02 Jul 2009 02:39:03 GMT, John Doe <jdoe@usenetlove.invalid> wrote:
>>Marty <martywoyzak communitymail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:19:45 +0000, John Doe wrote:
>>
>>>> There is nothing imaginary about your mother, *******.
>>>
>>> Did you receive specialized training to be stupid and abusive or were you
>>> born this way?
>>
>>Who the **** are you?
>>
>>Does your opinion make a hen's **** of difference in the world, *******?
>>
This ought to cover it:
It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone
that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled
far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid.
Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a
singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium.
Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid.
Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one
minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It
cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this
stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid
bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid
beyond the laws of nature. I must apologize. I can't go on. This is my
epiphany of stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me
for a while. I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock
your moronic opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or
your other drivel. Duh.
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. You
couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the
heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer
than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of
Langerhans.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a
cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a
weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench,
a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at
the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut.
Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are
a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn.
And did I mention that you smell?
You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe
player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world
that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg,
either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist
as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you
at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done
to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting
to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a
nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able
to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude
oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.
You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than
you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short
of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few
chromosomes short of a full human. God created houseflies,
****roaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and
intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I
take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are
Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You
are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled,
crossed eyed, hairy-livered inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look
good.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an
ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with
you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in
a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup
doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together.
You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.
Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be
read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your
tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001
worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big
W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to
trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order
to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no
normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the
sewers in search of your git.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make
Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0
mind in a version 6.12 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop
around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You believe
that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer
L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep
for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates
would let you.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted.
Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you.
Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source
of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous
galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother
opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way
out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out
from under the porch and bites you.
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted
boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You
gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clotpole
ponce. You craven dewberry ****head ****up pratting naff. You ****ered
bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. May your
spouse be blessed with many bastards.
You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused
yourself in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field
of horny clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would
not have a clue. If you were a movie you would be a double feature;
_Battlefield_Earth_ and _Moron_Movies_II_. You would be out of focus.
You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You
are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel.
You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You
are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that
you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go
away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won't make
it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which
became unbearable when you crawled out of a harpy's lair.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
away most of your of what you wrote, because, well ... it didn't
really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was
pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a
load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after
you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more
success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal"
people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering.
But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this
world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this
was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to
what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like
parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the
emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand
on you.
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> On 02 Jul 2009 02:39:03 GMT, John Doe <jdoe usenetlove.invalid> wrote:
>
>>>Marty <martywoyzak communitymail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:19:45 +0000, John Doe wrote:
>>>
>>>>> There is nothing imaginary about your mother, *******.
>>>>
>>>> Did you receive specialized training to be stupid and abusive or were you
>>>> born this way?
>>>
>>>Who the **** are you?
>>>
>>>Does your opinion make a hen's **** of difference in the world, *******?
>>>
>
> This ought to cover it:
Your mother would be proud, *******, that at least you can copy and
paste. Who knows, maybe someday you will even learn to quote the author
you reply to... all that garbage at the same time you pretend to promote
a "USENET improvement project". But seriously.
>
> It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone
> that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled
> far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid.
> Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a
> singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium.
> Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid.
> Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one
> minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It
> cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this
> stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid
> bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid
> beyond the laws of nature. I must apologize. I can't go on. This is my
> epiphany of stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me
> for a while. I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock
> your moronic opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or
> your other drivel. Duh.
>
> You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. You
> couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the
> heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer
> than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of
> Langerhans.
>
> You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
> worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a
> cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a
> weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench,
> a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
>
> I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
> species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at
> the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut.
> Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are
> a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn.
> And did I mention that you smell?
>
> You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe
> player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world
> that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg,
> either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist
> as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you
> at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done
> to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
>
> Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting
> to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a
> nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able
> to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude
> oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.
>
> You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than
> you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short
> of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few
> chromosomes short of a full human. God created houseflies,
> ****roaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and
> intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I
> take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are
> Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You
> are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled,
> crossed eyed, hairy-livered inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look
> good.
>
> You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
> nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an
> ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with
> you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in
> a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup
> doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together.
> You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.
>
> Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be
> read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your
> tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001
> worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big
> W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to
> trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order
> to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no
> normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the
> sewers in search of your git.
>
> You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
> obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
> emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
> loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make
> Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0
> mind in a version 6.12 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop
> around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You believe
> that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer
> L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep
> for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates
> would let you.
>
> On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
> deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
> wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted.
> Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you.
> Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source
> of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
> May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous
> galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother
> opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way
> out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out
> from under the porch and bites you.
>
> You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
> You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted
> boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You
> gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clotpole
> ponce. You craven dewberry ****head ****up pratting naff. You ****ered
> bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
> dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. May your
> spouse be blessed with many bastards.
>
> You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused
> yourself in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field
> of horny clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would
> not have a clue. If you were a movie you would be a double feature;
> _Battlefield_Earth_ and _Moron_Movies_II_. You would be out of focus.
>
> You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You
> are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel.
> You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You
> are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that
> you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go
> away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won't make
> it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which
> became unbearable when you crawled out of a harpy's lair.
>
> The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
> away most of your of what you wrote, because, well ... it didn't
> really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was
> pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a
> load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after
> you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more
> success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal"
> people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering.
> But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this
> world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this
> was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to
> what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like
> parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the
> emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand
> on you.
>
>
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>
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>
> The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
> away most of your of what you wrote, because, well ... it didn't
> really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was
> pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a
> load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after
> you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more
> success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal"
> people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering.
> But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this
> world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this
> was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to
> what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like
> parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the
> emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand
> on you.
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