Bad Dell, tsk tsk...

On Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:45:31 -0400, Ben Myers
<ben_myers_spam_me_not@charter.net> wrote:

>Wouldn't pflonk be something in German, like the old coin denomination pfennig?
>... Ben Myers

I don't know -- my second language is Japanese :-)

On Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:27:52 -0400, Ogden Johnson III
<oj3usmc@yahoo.com> wrote:

>RnR <rnrtexas@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>I do not know the definition of "flonk". Can you educate me?
>
>From: http://www.urbandictionary.com/
>
>2. flonk
>
> verb To Flonk: To stimulate the male sexual organ. Especially
>auto-stimulation in a noisy manner. This word definitely has
>onomatopoetic characteristics. Synonym: Masturbate.
>
>Did you spend all night flonking it to softcore ****?
>
>Ivar flonks constantly.
>
>The internet results in highly flonktastic behavior on the part
>of the male population.
>
>
>--
>OJ III

TMI :-)

Ben Myers wrote:
> Wouldn't pflonk be something in German, like the old coin denomination pfennig?
> ... Ben Myers
>
> On Tue, 03 Jun 2008 00:12:16 -0500, journey <journey@merr.com> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 16:44:54 -0400, zynteq7
>> <spamluncheonmeat@angina.biz> wrote:
>>
>>> journey wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 20:58:30 -0400, zynteq7
>>>> <spamluncheonmeat@angina.biz> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Colin Wilson wrote:
>>>>>>>> So sorry I was busy reading alt.alt.alt.alt.flonk for the last few years...
>>>>>>> Nothing personal. We were just joking with you. I'm sure I'm
>>>>>>> speaking for the rest ... we welcome you !
>>>>>> Agreed - sorry if it sounded like I was a bit too sarcastic !
>>>>> Thanks for the clairification, it's ok I actually I can't remember
>>>>> what flonk actually means (I've seen the NG in crossposts in
>>>>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk) *looking up the word flonk now...* Hmmm, I can't
>>>>> find anything sensical, but then again I guess that's part of the NG.
>>>> Are you sure it's not "plonk"?
>>> nope, I know the definition of "plonk", this one is flonk
>> OK, just wanted to be sure. Homer Simpson says something too but I
>> forgot what it is. "Plonk" seems on the way out, but I've never heard
>> of "flonk". Would you consider using pflonk? That way you're covered
>> both ways. ;-)

I need to PLONK you for top posting!

On Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:05:59 -0400, zynteq7
<spamluncheonmeat@angina.biz> wrote:

>Ben Myers wrote:
>> Wouldn't pflonk be something in German, like the old coin denomination pfennig?
>> ... Ben Myers
>>
>> On Tue, 03 Jun 2008 00:12:16 -0500, journey <journey@merr.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 16:44:54 -0400, zynteq7
>>> <spamluncheonmeat@angina.biz> wrote:
>>>
>>>> journey wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 20:58:30 -0400, zynteq7
>>>>> <spamluncheonmeat@angina.biz> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Colin Wilson wrote:
>>>>>>>>> So sorry I was busy reading alt.alt.alt.alt.flonk for the last few years...
>>>>>>>> Nothing personal. We were just joking with you. I'm sure I'm
>>>>>>>> speaking for the rest ... we welcome you !
>>>>>>> Agreed - sorry if it sounded like I was a bit too sarcastic !
>>>>>> Thanks for the clairification, it's ok I actually I can't remember
>>>>>> what flonk actually means (I've seen the NG in crossposts in
>>>>>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk) *looking up the word flonk now...* Hmmm, I can't
>>>>>> find anything sensical, but then again I guess that's part of the NG.
>>>>> Are you sure it's not "plonk"?
>>>> nope, I know the definition of "plonk", this one is flonk
>>> OK, just wanted to be sure. Homer Simpson says something too but I
>>> forgot what it is. "Plonk" seems on the way out, but I've never heard
>>> of "flonk". Would you consider using pflonk? That way you're covered
>>> both ways. ;-)
>
>I need to PLONK you for top posting!

No you do NOT !!! We don't need any net cops to reside here. We've
managed pretty well without them to date.

Ryan Lomax wrote:
> "zynteq7" <spamluncheonmeat@angina.biz> wrote in message
> news:4840f7d4$0$5705$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>> Bob Levine wrote:
>>> RnR wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 30 May 2008 23:25:40 +0100, Colin Wilson
>>>> <REMOVEEVERYTHINGBUTnewsgroup@phoenixbbsZEROSPAM.c o.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>> http://www.tomshardware.com/news/Del...York,5483.html
>>>>> It's a good job you're on the ball, otherwise we wouldn't have been
>>>>> talking about this for the last 3 days already...
>>>>
>>>> I totally agree :-)
>>> Stay tuned. Next week, he'll post Dell's earnings. <g>
>>>
>>> Bob
>> So sorry I was busy reading alt.alt.alt.alt.flonk for the last few
>> years...
> This is a VERY Pro-Dell group.

Gee, ya think?

Please tell us what tipped you off.

Ryan Lomax wrote:
> "zynteq7" <spamluncheonmeat@angina.biz> wrote in message
> news:48406d49$0$7032$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>> http://www.tomshardware.com/news/Del...York,5483.html
>
> Dell has really went down hill. You can buy Dell at WalMart, Staples, Best
> Buy, etc.

"Dell has really went down hill"? No wonder the "American Century" is in
the toilet already. I'm going to start learning Chinese for sure!